I hate halloween

Filed in National by on October 30, 2008

It is over-commercialized

Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest. – the onion

It is also too violent and gory these days. On top of all that, it only has one song and that song SUCKS.

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  1. Joe M says:

    Wuss 🙂

  2. anon says:

    Sounds like some kind of childhood trauma 🙂

  3. jason330 says:

    There is more truth than you know in that.

  4. Joanne Christian says:

    What song are you talking about besides “Trick or treat, smell my feet…”? Is that it?

  5. jason330 says:

    I can’t say. Donviti will put up endless youtubes of it.

  6. Jason,

    How’s about you and me take a trip to Frightland tomorrow night?!? It’s good fun!

  7. Jason,

    We still haven’t gotten to the bottom of this trauma. DO I need to get a shrink on with me tomorrow and have you call in so we can diagnose?

  8. jason330 says:

    Freaking candy grubbing little kids coming to my door…bah humbug.

  9. Joanne Christian says:

    Ah shoot Jason, I was gonna trade you answers for the “Election Day Countdown Video”.

  10. R Smitty says:

    Should I bring the kids by your house, tonight?