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I hate halloween

October 30th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
By jason330

It is over-commercialized

Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest. - the onion

It is also too violent and gory these days. On top of all that, it only has one song and that song SUCKS.

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  1. Comment by Joe M on 30 October 2008 at 10:14 pm:

    Wuss :)

  2. Comment by anon on 30 October 2008 at 10:16 pm:

    Sounds like some kind of childhood trauma :-)

  3. Comment by jason330 on 30 October 2008 at 10:16 pm:

    There is more truth than you know in that.

  4. Comment by Joanne Christian on 30 October 2008 at 10:18 pm:

    What song are you talking about besides “Trick or treat, smell my feet…”? Is that it?

  5. Comment by jason330 on 30 October 2008 at 10:19 pm:

    I can’t say. Donviti will put up endless youtubes of it.

  6. Comment by Mike Matthews on 30 October 2008 at 10:26 pm:

    Jason,

    How’s about you and me take a trip to Frightland tomorrow night?!? It’s good fun!

  7. Comment by Mike Matthews on 30 October 2008 at 10:26 pm:

    Jason,

    We still haven’t gotten to the bottom of this trauma. DO I need to get a shrink on with me tomorrow and have you call in so we can diagnose?

  8. Comment by jason330 on 30 October 2008 at 10:29 pm:

    Freaking candy grubbing little kids coming to my door…bah humbug.

  9. Comment by Joanne Christian on 30 October 2008 at 10:30 pm:

    Ah shoot Jason, I was gonna trade you answers for the “Election Day Countdown Video”.

  10. Comment by R Smitty on 31 October 2008 at 8:26 am:

    Should I bring the kids by your house, tonight?

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