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I hate halloween

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It is over-commercialized

Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest. – the onion

It is also too violent and gory these days. On top of all that, it only has one song and that song SUCKS.

11 Comments

  2. anon
    October 30, 2008,

    Sounds like some kind of childhood trauma 🙂

  4. Joanne Christian
    October 30, 2008,

    What song are you talking about besides “Trick or treat, smell my feet…”? Is that it?

  5. jason330
    October 30, 2008,

    I can’t say. Donviti will put up endless youtubes of it.

  6. Mike Matthews
    October 30, 2008,

    Jason,

    How’s about you and me take a trip to Frightland tomorrow night?!? It’s good fun!

  7. Mike Matthews
    October 30, 2008,

    Jason,

    We still haven’t gotten to the bottom of this trauma. DO I need to get a shrink on with me tomorrow and have you call in so we can diagnose?

  8. jason330
    October 30, 2008,

    Freaking candy grubbing little kids coming to my door…bah humbug.

  9. Joanne Christian
    October 30, 2008,

    Ah shoot Jason, I was gonna trade you answers for the “Election Day Countdown Video”.

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