I, For One, Welcome Our Chinese Banker Overlords
October 8th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
By jason330
Although the Chinese government keeps the exact data secret, it’s reasonable to believe that the United States now owes communist China $1.5 trillion. That’s an average of $6,000 owed per American.
We are in some deep shit. Why We Worry links to a James Fallows, Atlantic article that breaks it down.




Comment by Paul on 9 October 2008 at 12:28 am:
1.5 trillion bucks.
300 million Americans
thats 5,000 each
But with 1,330,000,000 Chinese
Each one of us owes 4.433 Chinese 1130 each.
Tell them to stand in line.
With a spacing of 2 feet, they would stretch over 500,000 miles. Or 20 times around the circumference of the Earth.
Comment by nemski on 9 October 2008 at 6:55 am:
Yes, welcome our Chinese Overlords.
Comment by liberalgeek on 9 October 2008 at 7:01 am:
They have a hell of a theme song, Nemski. But honestly, I kept expecting someone to get bayoneted in the back of the neck.
Comment by Duffy on 9 October 2008 at 8:21 am:
When you owe the bank $1000, they own you. When you owe them $1,000,000 you own them.
Comment by Bob Costas on 9 October 2008 at 8:26 am:
Not only are they good marchers, but they are all the same height. How can we compete with that?
Comment by Donsquishy on 9 October 2008 at 5:28 pm:
now that is funny
wrong, but funny
Comment by Anonymous on 13 October 2008 at 4:11 pm:
And they’re all about a foot and a half taller than Costas. No wonder he doesn’t think we can compete.