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Filed in National by on August 30, 2008

Mayor of Secretary Maryland picked as McCain’s Secretary of state!

When asked why, McCain stated, “My Friends, anyone who lives in Secretary and is it’s mayor obviously qualifies to be my Secretary

oh

and I’m a POW”

Secretary, with a population of about 500
, 90% of them white, it is the right move say many of his advisors.  They represent the GOP and are a microcosm of what we are all about. 

When asked about the qualifications we were told by McCain’s advisors that based on the VP having been mayor of a town of 9000, it just makes sense to hire another mayor of a smaller town with no traffic lights.  The Sec of State isn’t quite as important, therefore the same qualifications can be applied but on a much smaller scale.  We were also told that McCain was a POW. 

The Mayor, a devout Republican has not been reached for comment. 

 

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  1. Kilroy says:

    http://kilroysdelaware.blogspot.com/2008/08/mccain-rubs-his-vp-choice-in-hillarys.html

    McCain , really pissed off Bill Clinton he made the phone call to Hillary rubbing his VP choice in her face!

  2. snark says:

    was it 3am?

  3. Rebecca says:

    After the interview in Time, then the Sarah Who?, then the call to Hillary — I think John McCain is simply having a little-boy temper tantrum. He can’t have who he wants so he’s going to stamp his feet.

  4. From where I sit... says:

    McCain went (way) off my radar screen when he ‘made up’ with Bu$hco after what those evil spirits did to him in South Carolina in an earlier campaign.

  5. From where I sit... says:

    Oh! I almost forgot….D’sMUB that was some pretty funny satire….keep it up!

  6. Joanne Christian says:

    But being from Scranton, and mentioning it in the infamous “Noun/Verb Scranton” context trumps any look at Secretary….and the POW who’s recruiting from there!!!

  7. Tom S. says:

    “Secretary, with a population of about 500, 90% of them white”

    Why would it make a difference if they were white?