About Donvictimiti

author photo

hiding in the open

See All Posts by Donvictimiti

It sucks when a garden ornament has a better life than me

By Donvictimiti

Gnome at last: Stunned owner finds kidnapped ornament on doorstep, with photos of him in 12 countries around the world

There Are 6 Responses So Far. »

  1. We did this years ago with a Rudolph christmas decoration. he didnt go to different countries, however we did put him back on christmas eve, on their roof.

  2. This stunt is so 1989.

  3. THATS THE YEAR WE DID IT!

  4. I am spooky like that.

  5. Man, I would have never given up luggage weight for him!

  6. I do not like the insinuation that I was somehow responsible for itchy feet. I only urinated in that garden infrequently.