awww how cute a former MBNA Exec and Delaware guy shilling for the Saudis

Filed in National by on July 31, 2008

Pretty sweet, when you stop to think he was working to make sure that a bribery scandal didn’t see the light of day. His children must be so proud of little Ol Louie.

Bandar, a longtime close personal friend of the Bush family who is now national-security adviser to Saudi King Abdullah, was so worried about investigations into the BAE payments that last year he hired the international legal and security firm Freeh Group International, headed by former FBI director Louis Freeh, to defend him from the charges. Among the Freeh Group’s partners is Sir Stephen Mitchell, a prominent British barrister and former High Court judge. In addition, Bandar has hired William Bradford Reynolds, a former top official in the Reagan Justice Department, to represent him in a private shareholder lawsuit relating to the alleged improper payments.

“Daddy?”

“Yes dear?”

“What do you do for a living?”

“I work for the Oil Cartels in Saudi Arabia and keep them from being thrown in Jail for bribing Government officials with Billions of dollars and also by telling them they won’t help fight the war on terror.”

“Daddy?”

“Yes dear?”

“Weren’t the 9/11 High Jackers from Saudi Arabia”

“Awww shhhhhh honey, lay your head down on this pillow sewn together with extracted cotton from $100 bills and hand washed with the tears of the few thousand MBNA people that got laid off when we sold our souls to Bank of America.”

“mmmkay, I love you”

“I know”

**note: the above was merely a hypothetical, I have no way of knowing if little louie’s daughter loves him**

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  1. Anders says:

    One problem with your theory: MBNA never had a soul to sell.

  2. Truth Teller says:

    Good old Louie more interested in if Clinton got a BJ and allowed 911 to happen by not paying attention to his agents who told him Arabs were learning how to fly but not interesting in landings and take offs