UPDATE: One day left…
I don’t know if you guys know what you are missing? It looks like we are going to have a decent amount of people from the blogosphere coming. Karmicjay is crawling out of hole to come, so you know it will be a good time. Al M would love to have you there too :)
Beer Pong, Horseshoes and Washers will be the events that lead up to the waterboarding contest.
I may “live blog” the event too. At the very least we will have some pictures!
Contact me at donviti@yahoo if you are interested in getting the details for my BBQ. I am up to about 60 65 people so far and have plenty of room. (yes, Nancy you ARE welcomed in my home) It is not just for bloggers by the way. It is for anyone that wants to attend. I plan on having a secret listening booth where you eavesdrop on the guests conversations. I will have a waterboarding area, stress position chair and ice box for the more sadistic guests. I also feel compelled to set up a gun range. I will have a special section where you can cut up copies of the constitution, piss on the flag and throw both into a large bonfire set alight with Shale oil and Natural Gas extracts.
Please send me your name and address within the email so I can verify you are not some whacko. As of late the type of people visiting and the amount of hits we are getting I will unfortunately have to verify that I know who you are.
FYI: All guns must be left at the door though…
24 responses so far ↓
1 jason330 // Jul 17, 2008 at 6:48 pm
The shale oil is new this year! Awesome. Althought I will miss the seal clubbing.
2 liberalgeek // Jul 17, 2008 at 7:10 pm
The seals are pyromaniacs, you don’t want them…
3 Linoge // Jul 17, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Wear a gun to someone else’s house, you’re saying, ‘I’ll defend this home as if it were my own.’ When your guests see you carry a weapon, you’re telling them, ‘I’ll defend you as if you were my own family.’ And anyone who objects levels the deadliest insult possible: ‘I don’t trust you unless you’re rendered harmless’! - L. Neil Smith
Oh noes! It is a copy-paste! That automatically makes it invalid and useless!
Damn!
4 Disbelief // Jul 17, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Not to hijack a thread, but I can’t make a post on here so, in order to get the message out
PLEASE DON’T POST ANOTHER GUN BLOG
While I was entertained and amused, and even had much sympathy for the points of the murder-bloggers, its filling up the threads to the point its like getting 100 emails, 98 of which are split evenly between Nigerian deposit scams and penis enlargement promises.
5 cassandra_m // Jul 17, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Thank you Dis. I will buy you a single malt for every time you remind these folks of this…..
6 Disbelief // Jul 17, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Don’t post another gun blog
Don’t pose ‘nother gun blog
Don’ posscht ‘nuther gunlog
Dondoit
Nuh agin
(retching noises)
Ur pretty, wass ur name?
7 mike w. // Jul 17, 2008 at 8:00 pm
“Don’t post another gun blog”
http://anothergunblog.blogspot.com
Sorry, I couldn’t help it, it IS the name of my site.
8 RAH // Jul 17, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Sounds fun, can I bring the propane canon?
9 Disbelief // Jul 17, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Here we go again.
10 cassandra_m // Jul 17, 2008 at 8:09 pm
I hear you, Dis. This is why they don’t give me delete privileges…
11 RAH // Jul 17, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Just having fun. They just make loud noise. Now fireworks would be great.
12 KJ // Jul 18, 2008 at 11:45 am
Delaware’s Toughest Blogger? That’s like saying “the biggest pimple on my ass”
13 Delaware's Toughest Blogger // Jul 18, 2008 at 11:51 am
you’ve used that joke before. It wasn’t funny the first time…. but good try at recycling it….
14 Linoge // Jul 18, 2008 at 11:51 am
Oh, you all know you like the attention… after all, poking the sides of gun owners around the country has probably significantly increased both your traffic and commenting rates…
15 Delaware's Toughest Blogger // Jul 18, 2008 at 11:51 am
RAH,
you bring the fireworks you are in! I think that’d be pretty cool
16 Nancy Willing // Jul 18, 2008 at 3:29 pm
{{{{{{{{{{mwah}}}}}}}}}}}
17 Paul Falkowski // Jul 21, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I can bring a few USA flags for you to burn.
18 Delaware's Toughest Blogger // Jul 21, 2008 at 3:05 pm
flag pins will work too
19 Paul Falkowski // Jul 21, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Pins? Sounds like a weapon.
Someone else can bring a VooDoo doll… !
20 mike w. // Jul 21, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Yeah, you could poke someones I out with one of those….
21 Delaware's Toughest Blogger // Jul 21, 2008 at 3:27 pm
actually Nancy, not inside…just on my deck
22 Paul Falkowski // Jul 21, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Red Rider?
23 Dist // Jul 25, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Yur not serving any furrine food, are you? That couscous and curry stuff makes my veins hurt. Chiken an slippery dumplins would be just fine.
24 mike w. // Aug 6, 2008 at 10:09 pm
The funny thing people carry guns in your presence often, you just don’t know it.
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