QOD

A baby falls off a 20 story building, directly underneath that baby is an innocent father of 3 that will definitely be killed when the baby strikes him.  To the right of the father is a button that says, “Press Button to vaporize anything above you”…

What do you do?

14 Comments

  1. jason330

    Get an apartment in a better neighborhood.

  2. Pandora

    I adore the subtly of your questions.

  3. anon

    The father should lay down a Portable Manhole and go down it for safety.

  4. Brian

    Every father should know how to catch falling babies.

  5. jason330

    Bill Clinton and Tom Carper are tied for last place in the VP poll.

    Just sayin’

  6. A. Bundy

    BTW, why is Bill Clinton even an option on the poll? He can’t be VP.

  7. Von Cracker

    So who presses the button, me or the father?

    If the button is right next to the father and I’m supposed to make the decision (push the button), then why wouldn’t I just push the father out of the way?

  8. anon

    Take button to secret hideout, begin executing plan for world domination.

  9. Catch baby in baseball glove while failing to spill beer in other hand.

  10. Von Cracker

    Then I would move aside, since I would know what was going on and have the time to push a button.

    Plus, I don’t want to be responsible for vaporizing a baby! I’ll leave that to faulty Chinese construction! 😉

  11. Little Birdie

    Here’s my QOD:

    Donhoni do you sleep all night just dreamin’ up these ‘moral dilemmas’ so that your readership must stay up the following night debating their answers?

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