A baby falls off a 20 story building, directly underneath that baby is an innocent father of 3 that will definitely be killed when the baby strikes him. To the right of the father is a button that says, “Press Button to vaporize anything above you”…
What do you do?
14 responses so far ↓
1 jason330 // May 16, 2008 at 8:00 am
Get an apartment in a better neighborhood.
2 Pandora // May 16, 2008 at 8:09 am
I adore the subtly of your questions.
3 anon // May 16, 2008 at 8:34 am
The father should lay down a Portable Manhole and go down it for safety.
4 Brian // May 16, 2008 at 8:36 am
Every father should know how to catch falling babies.
5 jason330 // May 16, 2008 at 8:36 am
Bill Clinton and Tom Carper are tied for last place in the VP poll.
Just sayin’
6 A. Bundy // May 16, 2008 at 8:45 am
BTW, why is Bill Clinton even an option on the poll? He can’t be VP.
7 Duffy // May 16, 2008 at 8:46 am
Have you considered therapy?
8 Von Cracker // May 16, 2008 at 10:06 am
So who presses the button, me or the father?
If the button is right next to the father and I’m supposed to make the decision (push the button), then why wouldn’t I just push the father out of the way?
9 anon // May 16, 2008 at 10:13 am
Take button to secret hideout, begin executing plan for world domination.
10 Mithras // May 16, 2008 at 11:55 am
Obliterate Iran.
11 Call It // May 16, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Catch baby in baseball glove while failing to spill beer in other hand.
12 Delaware's Hottest Blogger // May 16, 2008 at 12:51 pm
VC,
you = father
13 Von Cracker // May 16, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Then I would move aside, since I would know what was going on and have the time to push a button.
Plus, I don’t want to be responsible for vaporizing a baby! I’ll leave that to faulty Chinese construction!
14 Little Birdie // May 16, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Here’s my QOD:
Donhoni do you sleep all night just dreamin’ up these ‘moral dilemmas’ so that your readership must stay up the following night debating their answers?
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