Delmarva Power’s 6 Most Outrageous Claims To Date

Filed in National by on April 29, 2008

“Natural gas prices will go down over the next 25 years.”

“Blue Water Wind Park Energy will cost you 30% more than what you are paying now.”

“Gary Stockbridge had a normal childhood.”

“Harris McDowell…? Never heard of him.”

“All the power companies pull statistics from their ass. Ask anybody.”

“Wind Power will fuck your shit up!”


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  1. Pandora says:

    How about… We’re really the ones who care about the environment?

    At least that’s what I keep hearing on their WDEL ad spots.

  2. RSmitty says:

    Going back quite a bit, didn’t they say they needed to charge the customer base for installation of radio-transmitting meter readers?

    I ask, because I received a letter from Artesian Water several months ago letting me know that they were installing the same type of readers…free of charge. They were telling me this, because they were apologizing in advance for their contractors needing to come onto my property to install them.

    Maybe Artesian can hold a class for them.

  3. john kowalko says:

    Take a long hard pull on the intoxicating verbiage on page B-6 of the News Journal and I’ll be anticipating a response to my (and Tommywonks and Kavips) “We told you so” in reference to “market/fossil fuel” prices heading to the stratosphere. I will reiterate my previous statements that the BWW price will be cheaper than the “market price” for energy (fossil or land-based wind generated) kwh in the year 2014 when the offshore project is scheduled to come on line. Get outta the way boys, your standing in the way of progress and a stable cheap price.
    John Kowalko

  4. john kowalko says:

    There’s “coal” in them there hills and that’s where it should stay at those prices.
    John Kowalko

  5. G Rex says:

    Delmarva has announced plans to erect an array of solar panels that will harness all the sunshine coming out of their ass.

  6. Disbelief says:

    ok, G, that was frickin’ funny

  7. Frieda Berryhill says:

    Delmarva (or DP&L) in 1975…..”if we don’t build the nuclear plant at Summit, DE there will be brownouts and blackouts”……….My toaster still works.