Troll Management
From time to time, we bloggers are challenged. We are confronted with the Internet equivalent of a vandal, or an abuser. It is at these times that we are forced to decide where the right to free speech is abridged. Now I am not talking about Dave Burris banning Mike Protack (or his router, for that matter), nor Dana Garrett banning Nancy Willing from his site. I do not believe in that pettiness.
My fine line for banning a commenter was crossed today by a poster that went by a variety of names. What pushed me over the edge was that the poster stole Truth Teller’s handle. There are many ways that I could tell that this was the case, but the evidence was quite conclusive. I warned this poster that another violation would result in a ban, which I did a few minutes later.
Generally, I like to let trolls burn themselves out. I like to let flame wars escalate and die on their own. It is a community and we can disagree and we can be disagreeable. Some of my favorite moments are when Feroce gets hot and heavy with someone in the comments. So I have a few evolving rules that I’d like to throw out there.
- I don’t mind you calling someone lickspittle, as long as it is in context.
- I don’t mind you using one-liners (but I prefer them to be funny).
- Flame wars are welcome, provided there is no real-world violence likely.
- Being an asshole is your prerogative, recognizing you as one is the prerogative of the rest of us.
- You may not steal someone’s identity. Even our anon is pretty much the same guy. The only exception here is Tom Carper. Anyone may impersonate Tom Carper. Anything else and you risk banning.
- Do not post with the sole intention to degrade another member of our community, you will be warned then banned.
- Do not use abusive language (at management’s discretion) you will be warned then banned.
- Attempting to drag any DelawareLiberal contributor or commenter’s real life into the blog-world will not end well for you.
As I said, these rules are evolving, but if you get marked as spam because of excessive links in your post and/or you think you have been banned, you probably haven’t. We will post your comment as soon as we get done with our meeting with the boss and get back to goofing off at work. We do truly appreciate the debate, discussion and ideas that get kicked around here and want that to be as unfettered as possible.
Thanks for being a part of the DelawareLiberal.Net community.




Comment by Tom Carper on 21 April 2008 at 10:44 pm:
What’s a troll?
Comment by Von Cracker on 21 April 2008 at 11:01 pm:
A mirror will answer that question for ya!
Comment by Disbelief on 22 April 2008 at 4:02 am:
What happens one day in the far, far future when we actually get a blogger hotter than DV?
Comment by donviti on 22 April 2008 at 8:03 am:
In my mind that will NEVER happen!
Comment by RSmitty on 22 April 2008 at 8:19 am:
Attempting to drag any DelawareLiberal contributor or commenter’s real life into the blog-world will not end well for you.
Does that include Jason’s deck and/or his one-year hiatus (in reverence to his ‘lovely’ wife) that lasted ten minutes?
You said lickspittle. hehheh.
Comment by Jason330 on 22 April 2008 at 8:23 am:
Your are grandfathered in.
Comment by RSmitty on 22 April 2008 at 8:34 am:
Excellent. This is a special moment, indeed.
Comment by Truth Teller on 22 April 2008 at 9:45 am:
I would like to thank you for defending my handle
Comment by George H. W. Bush on 22 April 2008 at 10:01 am:
It’s good to know that no one will be allowed to impersonate my son.
Comment by George W. Bush on 22 April 2008 at 10:03 am:
Hey, thanks, dad! I didn’t know that you read Delaware Liberal! I check it out frequently, though, admittedly, I rarely comment here. Really, about the only interesting thing on this site is a very smart fellow who said that he’d vote for me for a third term, if I were eligible to run again.
Comment by John Edward "Jeb" Bush on 22 April 2008 at 10:05 am:
Hey, the whole family is meeting here!
Comment by Laura Bush on 22 April 2008 at 10:09 am:
Boys! Get off this site right now! Have you learned nothing! Guilt by association!
Comment by Tom Carper on 22 April 2008 at 10:19 am:
I still don’t know what a troll is. Does the troll industry need a tariff suspension? I can do that.
Comment by liberalgeek on 22 April 2008 at 10:29 am:
TT, you’re welcome.