7 responses so far ↓

• 1 jason330 // Apr 2, 2008 at 8:28 am

  Me:
  SORRY FOR NOT GLORIFYING YOU
  God:
  There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is NOT GLORIFYING me.
  Me:
  YES IT IS
  God:
  Our thoughts are one, .
  Me:
  THIS WAS EASY
  God:
  What does “this” refer to?
  Me:
  REPENTING
  God:
  Oh now I see.
  Me:
  OKAY. BYE
  God:
  OK with me too. Bye.

• 2 Dorian Gray // Apr 2, 2008 at 8:38 am

  Seems just as reasonable as most off-line prayers.

• 3 cassandra_m // Apr 2, 2008 at 11:10 am

  Hysterical — but I think that this whole thing is a Donviti Production:

  Me: Good Morning
  God: Hello and how are you this morning?
  Me: Pretty good, thanks!
  God: Thanks for the kind remark, .
  Me: I am worried about the Democratic superdelegates, can you provide any incentives for them to behave?
  God: How long has it been bothering you?
  Me: Oh, maybe a month or so…
  God: That’s alright. Perhaps. How old are you?
  Me: Sorta old
  God: What are the advantages to being Sorta old years old?
  Me: I have pretty darn good car insurance for cheap
  God: Do you think the goverment is getting too involved in regulating the insurance industry?
  Me: No
  God: Are you serious?
  Me: Serious
  God: Where are you located?
  Me: Pennsylvania and shouldn’t you know this already?
  God: Perhaps. What if it didn’t happen?
  Me: What didn’t happen?
  God: I would do a search for it.
  Me: OK Thanks
  God: Give me a break.
  Me: A break of what?
  God: What of it? You sound like a category C client.
  Me: Get outta here! I’m Category A all the way!
  God: Where can I get outta here? Do you mind if I tell other people you are Category A all the way.
  Me: Don’t mind
  God: Ok I’ll try not to do it too much.
  Me: Well thanks for your time and I am REPENTING now.
  God: Oh. How about that. Oh don’t mention it.
  Me: Bye!
  God: Adios.

• 4 liberalgeek // Apr 2, 2008 at 11:15 am

  Crap. That adios response has me scared. What if God is really Mexican. Or worse, Venezuelan. Man GWB is in some serious trouble.

• 5 jason330 // Apr 2, 2008 at 11:39 am

  This format doesn’t suck.

• 6 liberalgeek // Apr 2, 2008 at 11:42 am

  damn plugins…

• 7 Brian // Apr 2, 2008 at 3:26 pm

  Donviti and gang, click on my name for the answer to all you seek. Liberal Geek, I took special time to answer your question in detail.

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