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April 2nd, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
By Donvictimiti

Before He created one of these Increased productivity is a heavenly concern I guess.

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  1. Comment by jason330 on 2 April 2008 at 8:28 am:

    Me:
    SORRY FOR NOT GLORIFYING YOU
    God:
    There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is NOT GLORIFYING me.
    Me:
    YES IT IS
    God:
    Our thoughts are one, .
    Me:
    THIS WAS EASY
    God:
    What does “this” refer to?
    Me:
    REPENTING
    God:
    Oh now I see.
    Me:
    OKAY. BYE
    God:
    OK with me too. Bye.

  2. Comment by Dorian Gray on 2 April 2008 at 8:38 am:

    Seems just as reasonable as most off-line prayers.

  3. Comment by cassandra_m on 2 April 2008 at 11:10 am:

    Hysterical — but I think that this whole thing is a Donviti Production:

    Me: Good Morning
    God: Hello and how are you this morning?
    Me: Pretty good, thanks!
    God: Thanks for the kind remark, .
    Me: I am worried about the Democratic superdelegates, can you provide any incentives for them to behave?
    God: How long has it been bothering you?
    Me: Oh, maybe a month or so…
    God: That’s alright. Perhaps. How old are you?
    Me: Sorta old
    God: What are the advantages to being Sorta old years old?
    Me: I have pretty darn good car insurance for cheap
    God: Do you think the goverment is getting too involved in regulating the insurance industry?
    Me: No
    God: Are you serious?
    Me: Serious
    God: Where are you located?
    Me: Pennsylvania and shouldn’t you know this already?
    God: Perhaps. What if it didn’t happen?
    Me: What didn’t happen?
    God: I would do a search for it.
    Me: OK Thanks
    God: Give me a break.
    Me: A break of what?
    God: What of it? You sound like a category C client.
    Me: Get outta here! I’m Category A all the way!
    God: Where can I get outta here? Do you mind if I tell other people you are Category A all the way.
    Me: Don’t mind
    God: Ok I’ll try not to do it too much.
    Me: Well thanks for your time and I am REPENTING now.
    God: Oh. How about that. Oh don’t mention it.
    Me: Bye!
    God: Adios.

  4. Comment by liberalgeek on 2 April 2008 at 11:15 am:

    Crap. That adios response has me scared. What if God is really Mexican. Or worse, Venezuelan. Man GWB is in some serious trouble.

  5. Comment by jason330 on 2 April 2008 at 11:39 am:

    This format doesn’t suck.

  6. Comment by liberalgeek on 2 April 2008 at 11:42 am:

    damn plugins…

  7. Comment by Brian on 2 April 2008 at 3:26 pm:

    Donviti and gang, click on my name for the answer to all you seek. Liberal Geek, I took special time to answer your question in detail.