Bloggers Continue to Get Choice Political Posts
Last week we were all elated by the appointment of Mat Marshall to the post of Communications Director. If these things come in threes, there is only one to go.
Mike Protack has named activist/poet/blogger Dana Garrett as his campaign manager.
“My first foe in this battle to become Governor will be the Republican party itself. Dana has shown an ability to battle some of my biggest detractors, such as Dave Burris” said Protack.
“Once I have wrapped up the Republican nomination, I will need someone that can battle my Democratic opponent, whether that person is Carney or Markell, I know that Dana will be willing and able to excoriate them at every turn. He has been doing it for years.”
This is really unbelievable. Congratulations, Dana. I am sure you will be a formidable opponent.
Have a great day.
Comment by liberalgeek on 1 April 2008 at 7:12 am:
Joe M at Merit Bound Alley is my first official victim. Good work Joe.
Please let me know how many of you spit out Cheerios on your keyboard.
Comment by Mike Matthews on 1 April 2008 at 7:34 am:
Huh? Is this true? Or another humor post? Link?
Comment by jason330 on 1 April 2008 at 7:40 am:
This is what sells it:
“My first foe in this battle to become Governor will be the Republican party itself. Dana has shown an ability to battle some of my biggest detractors, such as Dave Burris” said Protack.
You have to mention Burris or it does not click.
Comment by Mike Matthews on 1 April 2008 at 7:40 am:
Damn….I just looked at the date. Ha ha!
Comment by jason330 on 1 April 2008 at 7:52 am:
Victim number 2
Comment by donviti on 1 April 2008 at 7:57 am:
three…
Comment by FSP on 1 April 2008 at 7:59 am:
I’m not surprised that you have some victims, but I am surprised that no one advised Dana to get his pay up front….
Comment by RSmitty on 1 April 2008 at 8:28 am:
I think the victim count is growing based on how NOT-far-fetched this thought truly is!
Comment by Rebecca on 1 April 2008 at 8:51 am:
Happy April Fools! There are Cheerios all over my keyboard.
Comment by liberalgeek on 1 April 2008 at 9:08 am:
Glad to kill your keyboard.
Comment by Dana Garrett on 1 April 2008 at 9:12 am:
Shucks, Rebbecca gave it away.
It was funny though.
I thought about announcing a run against Castle as my April Fool’s joke, but then I didn’t want to suffer all the anonymous rumors about fathering busloads of children out of wedlock.
Comment by liberalgeek on 1 April 2008 at 9:13 am:
Damn, Dana. That was my next post.
Comment by cassandra_m on 1 April 2008 at 9:22 am:
The only way that gets to be more hysterical is if somebody gets close enuf to Protack’s router to place this announcement on his webpage….
Comment by Joe M on 1 April 2008 at 10:25 am:
Yes, yes. I’ve been had!
Good one, LG!
Comment by Brian on 1 April 2008 at 10:40 am:
I think Protack would be more upset than Dana’s busload of out-of-wedlock kids if this actually happened. Lol…this is really funny.
Comment by RSmitty on 1 April 2008 at 11:48 am:
My top pick for best April Fools’ stories.
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