I was out buying some pants on Thursday when I get a text message from someone asking me if I was going to Drinking Liberally.  I said I was and would be there when it started around 8pm.  Quickly after my sending that reply another reply to my message came back saying it started at 7!
WTF?!  I [...]

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Just an FYI for all you loyal weekend readers.  Next week I plan on giving you all a piece of me.  It will be a little insight to what it was like growing up donviti.  Some of it will be real, some embellished, but for the most part you will maybe, just maybe get a [...]

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Washington, DC– Congressman Michael N. Castle today recognized his wife’s cleavage. Congressman Castle said, “The cleavage was probably intentional and I am allowing myself to believe that it had a deeper meaning. While I have concerns that our schedules make the prospect of coitus a long shot, I am hopeful that a glass [...]

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As a member of the reality based community, I feel like I’ve been waiting for 8 years for this “other shoe” to drop. I reasoned that the screw-ups and mistakes of the Bush administration had to catch up with us sooner or later.
Now I’m thinking that we might get buried in dropping shoes.
NEW YORK [...]

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Italy’s highest appeals court has ruled it is a criminal offence for Italian men to touch their genitals in public - a judgment that has far-reaching implications for superstitious males.
hat tip Dorian Gray by the way…you the man Paisano

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Joe M has posted the new Around the Horn Friday.  I know he has put a lot of effort into it.  Good work, Joe.

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I’m not block quoting it to make a easier to read.
Mother says daughter disputes incident
My daughter is a fifth-grader at Lord Baltimore Elementary School and is in fact in the classroom that has been the latest topic of discussion. Just a little background before I proceed - I have four daughters actually, ranging from first [...]

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who does he think he is not covering his heart during the Pledge of Allegiance!

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I know a few ladies were taken aback by my stunning good looks last night.   They were expecting Clint Howard and got George Clooney.  It wasn’t easy walking into that room last night.  Being a self made celebrity has it’s disadvantages.  I can feel the eyes sizing me up.  Men saying, he isn’t THAT good looking [...]

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Washington, D.C. — Today Delaware Congressman Mike Castle voted for roasted chicken for dinner. While Rep. Castle had some concerns with what was not included in the final menu, he believes this meal will help take vital steps toward reducing the inevitable hunger that is created by toting large novelty checks up and down [...]

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Nice choice GOP!
Sorry everybody, but you have to watch to the last few seconds to see the most cringe inducing part of the John McCain music video.

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handshakes and handgrenades people. Until I can crystalize my thoughts that’s all you get for now. I’m not going to lie and say that the Mrs. Viti has given me writers block. I remember watching some movies about this happening and never thought it was real. I can usually walk out of an evening like [...]

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…that these morons will not be running the Democratic Presidential campaign this year.
Donna Brazille did a horrible job for Al Gore and it was absolte torture seeing John Kerry’s campaign run soooooo badly by Mary Beth Cahill and Bob Shrum.

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Von Cracker just got back from the MLS (soccer for you losers that don’t a real sport) 
Thanks VC
Hi all –
Hector & I just returned from the MLS-Philly Expansion Press Conference, which was in the hall on the 2nd floor of our building (the old, renovated Philly Electrical Power Plant on the river just south of [...]

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Fruit Loops and Frosted Lucky Charms will make your poop green.
I do the  hard research so you don’t have to

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