“Nobody could have predicted ____________” (fill in the blank with something easily predicted)
Press memes are funny. They are so predicable and inane that you can’t parody them. Check out the last sentence of this lead.
Experts Warn of Stock Market Hysteria
Markets crashed all across Europe Monday, with Germany’s DAX losing 7 percent of its value. But analysts advise against panic — in fact, they say, now might be a good time to pick up some cheap stocks.
Oh Boy!! Hip, hip, hooray!!! It’s go time! Lucky I’m so liquid that I can just jump on all of these bargains.
I have $10.00 right here that says the NJ tells us tomorrow that this is “a good time to pick up some cheap stocks.” Who wants some of that action?
No one could have predicted that a coked-up, dry drunk whose’s been bailed out of every fuck-up he found himself in through the power and prestige of the family name would have become, in most eyes, THE WORST PRESIDENT EVARRRR!!!!!
W, the president you’d like to do a line with….
that a man that bankrupted 2 oil companies his daddy let him run could do the same to the richest country in the world in less than 7 years….
that a c student, cheerleader from Yale who never ran a successful business, could be the President. That a man who is Skull and Bones, from one of the wealthiest most corrupt families in america, and never traveled out of the country…could be president.
That a cocaine addicted drunk who never had professional counseling for years of these abuses, could have the nerve to say he is a Christian. His own Methodist church told him to “repent you sinner”, as he was about to bomb a nation that did nothing to America!
To a family that has been tied to Saudi Arabia since the 1930’s, the same nation where the 19 hijackers came from, could actually go a couple of weeks ago with a tin cup, begging them to reduce the price of oil, can be President.
America as we know it is over. Anyone who thnks ANY of these candidates are about change…think again…they are all corporate globalists who will continue with NAFTA, CAFTA and we get the SHAFTA.
that I’d enjoy commenting on this blog.
that Jason’s blogging sabbatical would make it to Valentine’s Day 2008. Whoda thunk it?
I feel refreshed.
I’d reccomend a sabbatical to anyone.