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  1. disbelief
    January 11, 2008,

    You know that’s what’s probably going through his head. Just like the famous “I’ve lusted in my mind” comment to Playboy back in the Disco era.

  2. Dorian Gray
    January 11, 2008,

    Consider the source… the website not the person.

  3. Rebecca
    January 11, 2008,

    Wow! That was offensive. Sorry, I just love the Carters.

  4. Dogless
    January 11, 2008,

    Seems kinda focused on his dick in somebody’s mouth. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but he makes it sound like an insult.

  5. jason330
    January 11, 2008,

    I like the Onion story just to the right:

    Bush Grants Self Permission To Grant More Power To Self

    Impossibleto parody the Bush Admin.

  6. Dana
    January 11, 2008,

    It’s The Onion — which means it’s probably smarter than Jimmy Carter! 🙂 But, in one way, it expresses exactly what our 39th President thinks: that he was the greatest president in, like, forever, and that we made a huge mistake in kicking him to the curb in 1980, and that if we’d just make it up to him by acclaiming him president again, why he’d fix everything.

  7. Joe Cass
    January 11, 2008,

    John Kerry could write a very similar letter, if he had any balls.

  8. Dana
    January 11, 2008,

    I went through the mental agony of reading Mr Carter’s book, Palestine: Peace, not Apartheid, which I reviewed in three parts: Part 1, Part 2, and Conclusion. I was somewhat less than impressed.

  9. Whoever YOU want it to be
    January 12, 2008,

    Jimmy Carter has put more blood, sweat, and tears into America than any of the above postsers (exculding #3).

  10. Dogless
    January 12, 2008,

    But Bill Clinton has put more semen into America.

  12. Whoever YOU want it to be
    January 12, 2008,

    Clinton’s major f’up:

    Letting the little head do the thinking for the big head.

    Women will confirm he is HOT…at least as Hot as Donviti ;).

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