…you are in luck !
Sign the OOGA! petition here and you don’t have to run the risk of touching me and having your dreams of haunted by memories of the oscillating flab.
OOGA!! Petition to help pass SB4
OOGA = Open Our General Assembly
If you wanted to sign my body but had to work…
January 10th, 2008 by jason330 · 6 Comments
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6 responses so far ↓
1 Rebecca // Jan 10, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Jason, you were a vision of manly beauty. I didn’t notice any flab. Thanks for putting your dignity on the line for this worthy cause!
2 Rebecca // Jan 10, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Oh, oh, do we get to see the hottest blogger in Delaware at the next event? Don, are you coming? Sans shirt of course. Oh be still my beating heart!
3 Steve Newton // Jan 10, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Thanks for the opportunity to sign. I tried to imagine pushing my pen into you stomach as I pushed the “sign” button.
Somehow it just wasn’t the same.
For which I think I’m thankful.
4 disbelief // Jan 10, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Donviti is available to sign, however, you must stuff $1 bills into his thong as you write.
5 Mat Marshall // Jan 10, 2008 at 11:07 pm
“Oscillating flab”
Mmmmm. Just let that image render in your mind for a little while. Now stare into the sun for a little while. It won’t get rid of the image, but it’ll take your mind off of it for a short time.
6 Whoever YOU want it to be // Jan 12, 2008 at 12:28 am
Back off Rebecca!!! Donviti is mine, all mine….I’ll be collecting the one$.
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