Comments on: Training for the War on Christmas

By: Gen. Confusion

Gen. Confusion — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:51:23 +0000

Private Brian, Thanks for those clips. The war on Christmas will be won by the small selfless, sacrificers like yourself.

- Gen. Confusion

By: Outside the Perimeter: War On Christmas « kavips

Outside the Perimeter: War On Christmas « kavips — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:40:03 +0000

[...] greed is good, intelligence sharing, neocon madness, parental responsibility There has been some bantering about on some of the local blogs about a “war on Christmas” being undertaken [...]

By: Brian

Brian — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:12:55 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-_VsYo3RYM

By: Brian

Brian — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:10:49 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YUZGBGB1UU

By: G Rex

G Rex — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:42:06 +0000

“…primary mission: to plant a large, gaudy menorah on the lawn of the Indian River School Board.”

Menorah? What, you have a problem with 8 foot multicolored Kwaanza candles? Hater! Hater!

By: jason330

jason330 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:41:01 +0000

What I like about this war on Christmas is that it will pay for itself and nobody will really have to sacrifice anything. Christmas, once liberated, will probably be our best buddy and help us liberate St Patricks Day.

By: anon

anon — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:17:01 +0000

This weekend a team will patrol for state-funded nativity scenes.

The enemy will defend its perimeter with relentless barrages of “Little Drummer Boy.”

We must be strong, and continue with the primary mission: to plant a large, gaudy menorah on the lawn of the Indian River School Board.

By: liberalgeek

liberalgeek — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:53:22 +0000

If we cannot find Santa, we will waterboard the elves until they tell us where he is.

By: cassandra m

cassandra m — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:17:01 +0000

I want to waterboard Santa’s elves — Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:57:43 +0000

Can I waterboard santa…please?

By: donviti

donviti — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:49:09 +0000

I’m going to look so hot in my gear!

picture tom cruies MI3, but taller and more muscular!

By: Von Cracker

Von Cracker — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:44:03 +0000

Ha! I forgot to edit it….

By: liberalgeek

liberalgeek — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:42:42 +0000

Good question. I have been torn. I prefer Operation Winter Festival. But Jason prefers ODCYWOCFALATSLYUF.

By: disbelief

disbelief — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:34:59 +0000

Who won the contest for naming your operation of enduring glory that will put your name in history with the other great dictators such as Saddam Hussein, Idi Amin, and G. Bush?