The War on Christmas: What’s in a Name?
November 25th, 2007 • Related • Filed Under
By liberalgeek
It’s beginning to look a lot like “War on Christmas” time. I have come to the conclusion that we can’t properly execute this war unless we have a name that sounds good on CNN. Who can forget Desert Storm, Operation Enduring Freedom, or The War on Terror? I’m looking for a great name that we can use for the War on Christmas posts that I want to do throughout the War on Christmas season. Operation Tinsel Terror? Operation Missle-Toe? Rumble in the Manger?
Let me know any ideas that you come up with. Next up: naming our tactics, ala Shock and Awe.
Comment by anon on 25 November 2007 at 12:41 pm:
Operation Winter Festival.
Tactics:
1. Propaganda leaflets wishing “Seasons Greetings” and “Happy Holidays.”
2. Demoralizing the enemy with offers of food, drink and gifts.
3. Snowball ambush followed by hasty retreat.
Comment by liberalgeek on 25 November 2007 at 12:57 pm:
That’ll teach ‘em.
Comment by Brian on 25 November 2007 at 1:01 pm:
Hahahaha…
Comment by jason330 on 25 November 2007 at 1:23 pm:
“Operation Half-Assed Screw Up”
No reason a good name should go unused.
Comment by anon on 25 November 2007 at 2:04 pm:
I have located an instructional video for conducting a War On Christmas. Add this to our insurgent library, Commander Geek:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MPBS7dVrE1U
Comment by donviti on 25 November 2007 at 2:34 pm:
operation: Jesus came and I got screwed
Comment by Mike Matthews on 25 November 2007 at 2:46 pm:
O’Reilly and Hannity have nothing better to do this time of year. They’re already reporting on this bullshit.
Comment by stumpjumper on 25 November 2007 at 3:31 pm:
Um, how about “Manger Derangement Syndrome”? Just a thought.
Comment by disbelief on 25 November 2007 at 4:13 pm:
Rudolf the Red Nosed Slay Deer
Comment by Brian on 25 November 2007 at 4:29 pm:
Operation Pine Tree Glow
1. Buy outrageously priced pine tree
2. Decorate with lights
3. Plug in
4. Be careful of electrocution from faulty parts made by our Chinese Partners
Comment by Von Cracker on 25 November 2007 at 9:17 pm:
Operation Don’t Concern Yourselves With Our Chronic Fuck-ups And Look At These Shiney Lights, You Un-Patriotic Fuck!
Comment by jason330 on 25 November 2007 at 9:38 pm:
We have a winner!
Comment by liberalgeek on 25 November 2007 at 10:33 pm:
ODCYWOCFALATSLYUF is a hell of an initialization… I also don’t see it as a CNN graphic…
Comment by Von Cracker on 26 November 2007 at 12:12 am:
ThankU….thankyouverymuch.
I’ll try to edit it a little bit and get back to ya….
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