The War on Christmas: What’s in a Name?
It’s beginning to look a lot like “War on Christmas” time. I have come to the conclusion that we can’t properly execute this war unless we have a name that sounds good on CNN. Who can forget Desert Storm, Operation Enduring Freedom, or The War on Terror? I’m looking for a great name that we can use for the War on Christmas posts that I want to do throughout the War on Christmas season. Operation Tinsel Terror? Operation Missle-Toe? Rumble in the Manger?
Let me know any ideas that you come up with. Next up: naming our tactics, ala Shock and Awe.
Tags: Holidays
Operation Winter Festival.
Tactics:
1. Propaganda leaflets wishing “Seasons Greetings” and “Happy Holidays.”
2. Demoralizing the enemy with offers of food, drink and gifts.
3. Snowball ambush followed by hasty retreat.
That’ll teach ’em.
Hahahaha…
“Operation Half-Assed Screw Up”
No reason a good name should go unused.
I have located an instructional video for conducting a War On Christmas. Add this to our insurgent library, Commander Geek:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MPBS7dVrE1U
operation: Jesus came and I got screwed
O’Reilly and Hannity have nothing better to do this time of year. They’re already reporting on this bullshit.
Um, how about “Manger Derangement Syndrome”? Just a thought.
Rudolf the Red Nosed Slay Deer
Operation Pine Tree Glow
1. Buy outrageously priced pine tree
2. Decorate with lights
3. Plug in
4. Be careful of electrocution from faulty parts made by our Chinese Partners
Operation Don’t Concern Yourselves With Our Chronic Fuck-ups And Look At These Shiney Lights, You Un-Patriotic Fuck!
We have a winner!
ODCYWOCFALATSLYUF is a hell of an initialization… I also don’t see it as a CNN graphic…
ThankU….thankyouverymuch.
I’ll try to edit it a little bit and get back to ya….