Do it yourself Philly Draft Story

PHILADELPHIA — The [insert proferssional sports team here] pulled off perhaps the first surprise of the [insert league here] draft, selecting [insert name of some unknown expected to be drafted 69th] with the __th pick tonight.

The [nickname of sports team] also had the choice of [insert name of some good payer expected to go in the first round], whom many expected the team to select, or [insert name of another good payer expected to go int he first round].

But the [nickname of sports team] went with [unknown], shocking and disappointing their fans. The [sports team]‘s [Gen Manager/Coach] said, “[unknown] is going to be a big contributor. He has a lot of heart.”