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Filed in Uncategorized by on May 30, 2007

Remember back on 2003 when Howard Dean was running for the Democratic nomination and he said all of those crazy things about Bush, like “He has no plan” and “Bush is creating a terrorist haven in Iraq” and then we got to hear that audio of him in Iowa and the DEGOP decided to have a “Dean Scream” contest at the State Fair. Good times…

The winners of the Howard Dean Scream Contest! (l-r) Nathan Robinson of Newark won in the “Lack of Poise” category, Mary Ellen Landry of Dover delivered the “Loudest Scream” and Grant Russell of Hockessin won in the “Highest Quality of Insane, Angry Ranting” category.

Crazy old Howard. I wonder what kind of funny hijinx the braintrust at the DEGOP has dreamed up for this year’s fair?

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  1. Chris says:

    The “Crazy Al Gore” contest.

    We will all grow beards, scream like black baptist ministers, and yell “The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling!”

  2. jason330 says:

    Good one.

    How about the “Crazy Chris contest”. Guzzle a gallon of GOP Kool-aid, yell up to mom for another hot pocket, then stick your head in a big pile of sand.

  3. steamboat willy says:

    the gore one is funnier!

  4. anon says:

    How about the Cheney/McCain contest for best recitation of the F-bomb?

  5. Chris says:

    “How about the “Crazy Chris contest”. Guzzle a gallon of GOP Kool-aid, yell up to mom for another hot pocket, then stick your head in a big pile of sand.”

    Actually I prefer Mountain Dew, a thick cheese steak, and the view is just fine from here on Common Sense hill.

    But check back with me if Obama or Hillary wins in 2008….that might just make me crazy. If Gore wins we all will be crazy!

  6. How about King George (The Decider) singing a special rendition of, “Don’t Worry, Be Happy.” Perhaps:
    You say your gas is way to high,
    And our GIs just continue to die,
    Don’t worry, be happy.

  7. jason330 says:

    Steamy,

    You take three days off and come back with that? It’s like you are not even trying.

  8. steamboat willy says:

    wow, you count the days when I am gone… how touching (and creepy)

  9. Chris says:

    It just confirms what I have suspected Willy, Jason is totally turned on by conservatives. Probably a negative event in childhood set him unwillingly on a course to the dark LEFT side. He secretly desires to find a way to be…RIGHT.

    It just takes time and maturity Jason, but you can eventually get there. We are always open to those that grow in wisdom. But I am afraid romance is out. My wife doesn’t let me date.