Spence on Drunk Driving

Filed in National by on March 27, 2007

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Spence only has a problem with the “worst” drunk drivers.

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  1. anon says:

    No, he said off OUR roads, not Maryland’s.

  2. anonymous says:

    fantastic. absolutely, freakin fantastic.

  3. G Rex says:

    The worst drunk drivers? Is there a test, like how many cones you knock over after a night at Smitty McGee’s, home of “the largest glass of wine at the beach?”

  4. liberalgeek says:

    They use one of those breathalysers that you used to have at bars to see what your BAC was before you drove. They weren’t for enforcing laws, just for amusement. I haven’t seen any since the first batch was resold to OCPD.

  5. G Rex says:

    Right, but those just show how drunk you are, not how good or bad a drunk driver you may be.

  6. anon says:

    Yeah, to find out how good a drunk driver you are, you have to blow at least a .15 and then slide over and do at least six qualifying laps on the “NASCAR Fiasco” video game.

  7. What The? says:

    Wait a minute — if you expand the picture out to full size, isn’t that pictured beside Biff, none other than John Boom-Boom Adkins?

  8. anon says:

    OMG IT IS!!!

    By the way, how much are Spence and Cathcart hating Atkins right now?