Joe Biden announces yet again

Filed in Uncategorized by on January 8, 2007

This time, it’s the AFP that is fooled into thinking this is news.

The money quote:

“I’m going to be Joe Biden and try to be the best Biden I can be,” the 64-year-old senator said. “If I can, I got a shot. If I can’t, I lose.”

I get it, Joe. This race is all about Joe Biden being Joe Biden. The Joe-Biden-est Joe Biden he’s ever been. If you like Joe Biden, then you are clearly Joe Biden’s target demographic. If you don’t like Joe Biden, then maybe he just needs to be Joe Biden-er so you can really see what Joe Biden is all about.

Which is Joe Biden.

Future Secretary of State Joe Biden?

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  1. Mrs. X Stryker says:

    Biden-y Biden. Biden McBidenson.

  2. jason says:

    I don’t think you understand the bidenistic bidenosity of this strategy.

    Obama better watch out. That’s all I’m saying.

  3. xstryker says:

    Obama is clearly not as Joe Bideny as Joe Biden, so obviously Joe Biden is going to beat Obama in the crucial “I like Joe Biden” demographic (of which Joe Biden is a shining example). No one is going to out-Biden Biden. But in case that demographic is mostly comprised of Delawareans, he could ask Joe Lieberman if there’s any leftover Joementum from 2004. Actually, Joementum transfers could probably be arranged by mutual friend Tom Carper. On the other hand, I think there’s too much Joe Libermanism in this state to begin with.

  4. steamboat willy says:

    yesterday there were two Boobs at the top of you Blog, today there is one Boob!

    I know, I know, hard times, cut backs every where, bush’s fault…

  5. donviti says:

    as long as Beua doesn’t try to be Joe I don’t give a shit who the hell Joe tries to be.