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What do Ken Simpler and Brett Kavanaugh have in common?

Filed in National by on September 24, 2018 1 Comment
What do Ken Simpler and Brett Kavanaugh  have in common?

Ken Simpler nearly killed a kid at Princeton by plying him with alcohol. “45 students suffered alcohol-induced medical problems” at a party run by Simpler. Princeton Borough prosecutor, Michael Barrett, said “I’ve never been involved in a case with a bartender that produces the hospitalization of 15 people.” The judge reviewing the case said, “Only luck prevented death.”

Ken Simpler got a slap on the wrist, then complained that the slap was too hard. Ken Simpler will be the GOP nominee for Governor of Delaware in 2020.

Kavanaugh yearbook page gives you an idea of how many chances these guys get. Criminality is the theme, and the contempt…

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Blackout Drunk Afluenza Asshole, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Never Had Sex

Filed in National by on September 24, 2018 8 Comments
Blackout Drunk Afluenza Asshole, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Never Had Sex

Blackout Drunk Afluenza Asshole, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, now says that he never “had sex in high school or many years after.”

I actually believe that. His game SUCKED. I mean swinging your dick in some girl’s face?!?! That’s not sexy broh.

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Get yourself to “Fahrenheit 11/9”

Filed in National by on September 24, 2018 15 Comments
Get yourself to “Fahrenheit 11/9”

Michael Moore’s “Fahrenheit 11/9” is a provocative and comedic look at the times in which we live. It will explore the two most important questions of the Trump Era: How the f**k did we get here, and how the f**k do we get out? It’s the film to see before it’s too late.

That’s the distributors blurb. Here’s mine.

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Sept. 24 Open Thread: Democrats Thrust the Knife Deeper

Filed in National, Open Thread by on September 24, 2018 12 Comments

I don’t know if Democrats planned all this — my first instinct is they’re not smart enough — but even if Brett Kavanaugh is confirmed to what will become a farcical Keystone Kourt, they already have won more than they lost in this confirmation fight. Not all Republicans are stupid (and no, not all stupid […]

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Looks Like Trump Is Gonna Fire Rosenstein Today

Filed in Featured, National by on September 24, 2018 19 Comments

Rosenstein has been summoned to the White House where it’s expected that he will be asked to resign.  Rosenstein will reportedly refuse, at which point Trump will likely fire him. Shit just got more real.

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According to Trump, a vote for Ken Simpler is a vote for Trump

Filed in National by on September 24, 2018 12 Comments

A poll came out. They said everybody is going to vote in 2020, because they want to vote for the President. But they are not maybe coming out in 2018. Get out in 2018. Because you are voting for me in 2018. You are voting for me.

You are voting for me.

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Song Of The Day: Sept. 24, 2018

Filed in Arts and Entertainment by on September 24, 2018 2 Comments

“Luther King and Mahatma Gandhi Went to the park to check on the game But they was murdered by the other team Who went on to win fifty-nil”:

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Second Accuser Creates Kavanaugh Chaos

Filed in National by on September 23, 2018 6 Comments

The New Yorker’s Ronan Farrow reports that Democrats are investigating a story from one of Brett Kavanaugh’s freshman classmates at Yale classmate with sketchy memories of a sexually-charged party game. Farrow checked with several classmates she said were there, none of whom recalled the incident. His roommate, James Roche, said he never witnessed Kavanaugh engage […]

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Horrible GOP Candidates Show Party Is Dying

Filed in National by on September 23, 2018 7 Comments

Delaware Republicans have been shocked white — well, whiter — by the antics of their congressional nominee, but Scott Walker isn’t an isolated situation. All over the country, GOP candidates, most of them already officeholders, are being exposed as execrable human beings. I’m not talking about the garden-variety graft that goes on in both parties, […]

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Song Of The Day: Sept. 23, 2018

Filed in Arts and Entertainment by on September 23, 2018 1 Comment

A first. This song will be reprised on my Fave Tunes Of The Month list.  But it fits the Ford/Kavanaugh controversy so perfectly, it would have been musical malpractice to exclude it:

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Sept. 22 Open Thread: Delaware GOP Disavows Scott Walker

Filed in Delaware, National, Open Thread by on September 22, 2018 14 Comments

It should tell you something about this country’s politics that the three most likely destinations for people with mental problems are the nuthouse, the big house and the statehouse. Russell “Scott” Walker is trying for the latter, but he’ll have to do it with no help from the state GOP, which took the unprecedented step […]

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Is “Attempted Rape” even a crime in Trumpistan? Don’t be silly

Filed in National by on September 22, 2018 1 Comment

When the Kav-n-paw allegations broke I knew, eventually, this was going to be a GOP line of defense: “Again, it was supposedly an attempt or something that never went anywhere. So you just have to wonder.” Is attempted rape even a crime for GOPer’s? Of course not. The answer is right there in the accusation.. […]

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Complete fucking lowlife, Donald Trump Jr, impugns Carper

Filed in National by on September 22, 2018 6 Comments
Complete fucking lowlife, Donald Trump Jr, impugns Carper

U.S. Sen. Tom Carper’s decades-old spousal abuse controversy was resurrected Thursday by President Donald Trump’s oldest son. “You admitted to hitting your wife so hard it gave her a black eye,” Donald Trump Jr. wrote in a tweet he later retweeted. Trump Jr. was referring to an incident in the early 1980s in which Carper […]

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