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Sept. 25 Open Thread: Trump Brings U.N. Gift of Laughter

Filed in National by on September 25, 2018 13 Comments

Not content with being a figurative laughingstock anymore, Donald Trump broke out his FIGJAM act (Fuck I’m Great, Just Ask Me) at the U.N. this morning and became a literal laughingstock as well. When he started bragging about how his administration is the greatest in U.S. history, the room full of world leaders broke out […]

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Go to Jail, Go Directly to Jail: Cosby Gets 3 to 10

Filed in National by on September 25, 2018 11 Comments

Bill Cosby, ruled a “sexually violent predator” when Judge Steven T. O’Neill upheld a state board’s finding, was sentenced to 3 to 10 years in prison for his assault on Andrea Constand. Defense attorneys requested that Cosby be granted freedom on bail while the sentence is appealed. It was denied. Now do you see why […]

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Dear Rethug Senators…This Is All It Would Take

Filed in National by on September 25, 2018 7 Comments

First, spare me the histrionics of the ‘on-the-fence’ senators agonizing over your Kavanaugh votes. It’s real simple, here’s all you have to do, and you’ve put the ball where it belongs: Announce that you can’t vote for Kavanaugh until/unless there is an FBI background check. See? It ends your public agony, which we all see […]

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Delaware’s Most Important Legislative Race Of 2018

Filed in Delaware, Featured by on September 25, 2018 29 Comments

I was tempted to call this the ‘only’ important race of 2018, but that’s probably an overstatement. However, the contest between incumbent Greg Lavelle and Laura Sturgeon has loads of implications beyond the boundaries of the 4th Senatorial District.  It is not only a referendum on the Delaware Republican Party and one of its leading […]

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More like this please

Filed in National by on September 25, 2018 3 Comments
More like this please

(FL-SEN) ‘Red-Tide Rick’ Scott being booed out of a Gulf Coast restaurant may be the best thing you see today Florida Governor Rick Scott is running scared, as the natives become more and more restless over his disastrous environmental policies that are ravaging our beautiful and fragile watery environments. In Venice, Florida, Scott, who is in […]

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Song Of The Day: Sept. 25, 2018

Filed in Arts and Entertainment by on September 25, 2018 1 Comment

Too infectious to ignore. BTW, while most white people covering soul suck at it (*cough* Linda Ronstadt/Heat Wave *cough), Graham Parker more than did justice to this one:

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What do Ken Simpler and Brett Kavanaugh have in common?

Filed in National by on September 24, 2018 7 Comments
What do Ken Simpler and Brett Kavanaugh  have in common?

Ken Simpler nearly killed a kid at Princeton by plying him with alcohol. “45 students suffered alcohol-induced medical problems” at a party run by Simpler. Princeton Borough prosecutor, Michael Barrett, said “I’ve never been involved in a case with a bartender that produces the hospitalization of 15 people.”  One of Simpler’s underage hazing victims was in a coma for a week.  The judge who sentenced Simpler said, “Only luck prevented death.”

In the end Ken Simpler got a slap on the wrist, then complained that the slap was too hard. Ken Simpler will be the GOP nominee for Governor of Delaware in 2020.

Kavanaugh’s yearbook page gives you an idea of how many chances these guys get. Criminality is the theme, and the contempt…

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Blackout Drunk Afluenza Asshole, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Never Had Sex

Filed in National by on September 24, 2018 21 Comments
Blackout Drunk Afluenza Asshole, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Never Had Sex

Blackout Drunk Afluenza Asshole, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, now says that he never “had sex in high school or many years after.”

I actually believe that. His game SUCKED. I mean swinging your dick in some girl’s face?!?! That’s not sexy broh.

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Get yourself to “Fahrenheit 11/9”

Filed in National by on September 24, 2018 24 Comments
Get yourself to “Fahrenheit 11/9”

Michael Moore’s “Fahrenheit 11/9” is a provocative and comedic look at the times in which we live. It will explore the two most important questions of the Trump Era: How the f**k did we get here, and how the f**k do we get out? It’s the film to see before it’s too late.

That’s the distributors blurb. Here’s mine.

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Sept. 24 Open Thread: Democrats Thrust the Knife Deeper

Filed in National, Open Thread by on September 24, 2018 12 Comments

I don’t know if Democrats planned all this — my first instinct is they’re not smart enough — but even if Brett Kavanaugh is confirmed to what will become a farcical Keystone Kourt, they already have won more than they lost in this confirmation fight. Not all Republicans are stupid (and no, not all stupid […]

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Looks Like Trump Is Gonna Fire Rosenstein Today

Filed in Featured, National by on September 24, 2018 19 Comments

Rosenstein has been summoned to the White House where it’s expected that he will be asked to resign.  Rosenstein will reportedly refuse, at which point Trump will likely fire him. Shit just got more real.

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According to Trump, a vote for Ken Simpler is a vote for Trump

Filed in National by on September 24, 2018 12 Comments

A poll came out. They said everybody is going to vote in 2020, because they want to vote for the President. But they are not maybe coming out in 2018. Get out in 2018. Because you are voting for me in 2018. You are voting for me.

You are voting for me.

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Song Of The Day: Sept. 24, 2018

Filed in Arts and Entertainment by on September 24, 2018 2 Comments

“Luther King and Mahatma Gandhi Went to the park to check on the game But they was murdered by the other team Who went on to win fifty-nil”:

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